blessthebutt: my favorite flavor of cake is more
sink-o-r-swim: how am i suppose to lose weight when food
ofuckme: sometimes i go through my blog pretending its not mine and admire it
beerito: i might be annoying but at least i dont say fail
catswithbenefits: one mans “Ewww” is another mans “I’d hit that”
rnackenzie: most of my decisions are mildly retarded decisions
noonshiners: valentines day more like valentines gay if you have feelings youre a faggot
galasai: i have this rare skin disease called perfect
twerkmasterfeliciano: send me nudes send menutes sendmenutels sen dme nutela nutella send me nutella
animeboobies: lnnea: top 10 must-visit destinations: my bed my bed my bed my bed my bed my bed my bed my bed my bed my bed is this meant to be a testament to how lazy you are or are you trying to seduce someone i can’t tell
internetexplorers: can’t wait til i’m married so i can finally have sex
irockyursox: people i hate everyone
how do people approach their crush i don’t even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in mcdonalds
thesickestjokes: Snow is like people, Only attractive and loveable when it’s white.
thesickestjokes: I see that Facebook now asks “How’s it going?”, instead of “What’s on your mind?”…. Which is good, as my friends were bored of my status being “Boobs!” every time I log on.
snorlaxatives: yay finally leaving the house and going to the beach and by going to the beach i mean